Comedic Monologues

    Funny audition pieces from Shakespeare, Wilde, Shaw, and beyond — the kind that actually land in the room.

    Most comedic monologues fail in auditions because the actor "plays the funny." The pieces on this page are funny on the page; your job is to play the character's actual problem dead-seriously and let the audience find the comedy themselves. Wilde, Shaw, and Shakespeare's comedies all work this way — Benedick is genuinely panicking about being in love, and that is what makes him funny.

    15 pieces in this collection

    A Handbag?

    from The Importance of Being Earnest

    Lady BracknellOscar Wilde

    comedic
    F
    ~2 minutes

    All the World's a Stage

    from As You Like It

    JaquesWilliam Shakespeare

    serio-comedic
    M
    ~2 minutes

    Day and Night I Am Obsessed

    from The Seagull

    TrigorinAnton Chekhov

    serio-comedic
    M
    ~2 minutes

    I Have Had a Most Rare Vision

    from A Midsummer Night's Dream

    BottomWilliam Shakespeare

    comedic
    M
    ~2 minutes

    I Know a Bank Where the Wild Thyme Blows

    from A Midsummer Night's Dream

    OberonWilliam Shakespeare

    comedic
    M
    ~1 minute

    I Washed My Face and Hands

    from Pygmalion

    Eliza DoolittleGeorge Bernard Shaw

    comedic
    F
    ~2 minutes

    If We Shadows Have Offended

    from A Midsummer Night's Dream

    PuckWilliam Shakespeare

    comedic
    Any
    ~1 minute

    Jonquils

    from The Glass Menagerie

    AmandaTennessee Williams

    serio-comedic
    F
    ~3 minutes

    Make Me a Willow Cabin

    from Twelfth Night

    ViolaWilliam Shakespeare

    serio-comedic
    F
    ~1 minute

    Men Have Died From Time to Time

    from As You Like It

    RosalindWilliam Shakespeare

    comedic
    F
    ~2 minutes

    No Thank You

    from Cyrano de Bergerac

    CyranoEdmond Rostand

    serio-comedic
    M
    ~3 minutes

    Queen Mab

    from Romeo and Juliet

    MercutioWilliam Shakespeare

    serio-comedic
    M
    ~3 minutes

    Such Duty as the Subject Owes the Prince

    from The Taming of the Shrew

    KatherineWilliam Shakespeare

    serio-comedic
    F
    ~3 minutes

    The Noble Attitude

    from Arms and the Man

    RainaGeorge Bernard Shaw

    comedic
    F
    ~2 minutes

    Why Can't a Woman Be More Like a Man

    from Pygmalion

    Henry HigginsGeorge Bernard Shaw

    comedic
    M
    ~2 minutes

    When you are building an audition book, having a strong comedic piece is non-optional. Casting directors looking for ensemble work, sitcom auditions, or anything indie-quirky will often ask for "something funny" as a contrast piece. Bring something they have not heard a thousand times. The really famous comedy speeches — Shylock's "If you prick us, do we not bleed?" — get worn out. Pick something from the same playwright that lets the casting director feel like they discovered it.

    A useful test in rehearsal: would a friend who has never read the play laugh at the eighth line? If yes, the piece has actual comedy in the writing and you can play it straight. If no, you might be picking a piece that needs the surrounding scene to be funny — that almost never works in a 90-second audition.

    We have organized this page by piece. Filter by length below to find one-minute and two-minute options, both of which are standard audition lengths.

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